Lazy as Hell.

So, in the wake of the suggestions from Karen, the Wing Night crew decided instead of picking one we'd combine all three. So here is goes, Ice Cream, Italian Food, and Politics. All three can be good, or bad. But combined? Well, that'd have to be the Ice Cream Man vs the Pizza Man in the presidential election. The king of Ice Cream meets the stereotypical italian american in the biggest battle of political prestige ever. The Pizza Man would have the support of most of the public I think, but the Ice Cream Man may win the vote of crying ex-girlfriends and/or fat kids at heart. Of course the real fat kids and normal size kids can't vote, so he'd probably lose, because most of his support base is under 18. Plus Ice Cream Man suggests Mr. Hoyer, who I dislike. Another factor of course is that Pizza Man isn't a US citizen most likely, so he'd be disqualified. Damn, I didn't think of that. Oh well. Who would you vote for and why? Personally, I'd vote for Pizza Man, because of his handlebar mustache and wisecracking antics.