A health project gone crazy
The Twelve Days of Protection (right click, save as)
Nicole: Vocals
Joe: Vocals and Sleigh Bells
Matt: Vocals and Piano
The 12 Days of Protection
Lyrics by Nicole
On the 1st day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a condom on his erect penis!
On the 2nd day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a dental dam on her vagina and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 3rd day of Xmas, my partner protected me…with a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 4th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 5th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 6th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a talk about monogamy …STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 7th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 8th day of Xmas my partner protected me… with latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 9th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 10th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a water-based lubricant, cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 11th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with mutual masturbation, a water-based lubricant, cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 12th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with abstinence from sex, mutual masturbation, a water-based lubricant, cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
Nicole: Vocals
Joe: Vocals and Sleigh Bells
Matt: Vocals and Piano
The 12 Days of Protection
Lyrics by Nicole
On the 1st day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a condom on his erect penis!
On the 2nd day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a dental dam on her vagina and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 3rd day of Xmas, my partner protected me…with a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 4th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 5th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 6th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a talk about monogamy …STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 7th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 8th day of Xmas my partner protected me… with latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 9th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 10th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with a water-based lubricant, cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 11th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with mutual masturbation, a water-based lubricant, cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
On the 12th day of Xmas my partner protected me…with abstinence from sex, mutual masturbation, a water-based lubricant, cyber sex and phone sex, latex instead of lambskin, a condom during anal sex, a talk about monogamy…STD tests for all of us! …A package of female condoms, a brand new sterile needle, a dental dam on her vagina, and a condom on his erect penis!
posted by Nicole at 7:36 PM
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