Spongefi

Well, I'd have to say I want the sponge. The paper clip, the suction hook, all second to the almighty sponge. This thing soaks up water man, and that water can ruin paper, rendering the paper clips power helpless. The door hook can never stick to the sponge, so escape would be easy. And then you are free to make sponge paintings, clean up large puddles of water, dress the sponge up like famous presidents, or just have quality sponge bonding time! Man. Well, actually in all practicality I'd take the paper clips. But beware, The great crusader for justice, Spongefi, lurks in the shadow waiting for you to rip some unsuspecting paper, and then BAM, you get served a wet slap of justice. [Theme music to the tune of spiderman]

Songefi! Spongefi!
Soaks up more than the brawny guy
Can he put you in your place
With a wet slap to the face
Yes Sir, Here comes Spongefi ahhhhhhh