Ice Cream, Italian Food, and Politics

Well, let's see. Italian ice cream is called gelato. There is, however, another popular frozen Italian treat--Italian ices. I'd say that gelato is probably the republican and Italian ice is the democrat. I had a point, I really did, but I've forgotten it after taking about a half an hour off between this sentence and the last. Eh, Italians are fascists anyway.

Lazy as Hell.

So, in the wake of the suggestions from Karen, the Wing Night crew decided instead of picking one we'd combine all three. So here is goes, Ice Cream, Italian Food, and Politics. All three can be good, or bad. But combined? Well, that'd have to be the Ice Cream Man vs the Pizza Man in the presidential election. The king of Ice Cream meets the stereotypical italian american in the biggest battle of political prestige ever. The Pizza Man would have the support of most of the public I think, but the Ice Cream Man may win the vote of crying ex-girlfriends and/or fat kids at heart. Of course the real fat kids and normal size kids can't vote, so he'd probably lose, because most of his support base is under 18. Plus Ice Cream Man suggests Mr. Hoyer, who I dislike. Another factor of course is that Pizza Man isn't a US citizen most likely, so he'd be disqualified. Damn, I didn't think of that. Oh well. Who would you vote for and why? Personally, I'd vote for Pizza Man, because of his handlebar mustache and wisecracking antics.

Oh hell, it's Thursday. What are we writing about?

P.S. If I decided to forget about this in the wake of TV and computer games consider this my post.

im a little late, but deal with it.

sorry for the delay; yesterday was a ridiculous day of studying, and i just got out of my last test (till monday, argh) and i think i did well so yay.

before i answer the question at hand, however (might as well kill time - im sitting in the computer lab waiting for 11 to go to spanish) i thought i might share a little (TERRIBLE) story with the blog readers. i hope this gets passed around so everyone knows what the fuck i have to deal with.

OK. So. I was awoken this morning around approximately 3:45am after a long day and night of studying, by what i thought were noises in my dream - a sort of "tinkle-ing" sound, if you will. What I awoke to find, however was.......................

............. MY ROOMATING PEEING IN MY LAUNDRY BASKET!!!!! NO. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! So I freak out and start hitting her and screaming - I'm like JULIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING and she starts mumbling some shit - I don't know if she was sleep walking or what - But she was def wasted since she had gone out earlier and wasnt home at 2:30am either. So THEN she starts rumaging around in my laundry thing - WHERE SHE JUST PEED! (Even though its a stand up cloth one w holes) - so most of the piss is on the floor. And im like julie stop, wtf are you doing, you better fucking wash all of that shit tomorrow and clean the rug blah blah blah (luckily all i had in there was like a pair of socks and soccer shorts) So i left her a note (since who know's if she'll remember it) Telling her what happened and that shit is gunna fucking go down if my clothes (AND BASKET) are not scrubbed, washed, dried, and folded on my bed when i get back from class around 1:30.
That was the most fucked up thing that has ever happened to me. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

So. Movies. (smooth transition, I know)
I really can't pick an all-time favorite; It's too hard. My first memory of having a favorite movie as a kid (that i still like now too) would have to be The Princess Bride. That movie fucking rules. And Wesley's hot. Disney movies of course have to be up there: Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, and The Lion King (anyone else notice that "our" Disney movies are SO much better than the kids of today's disney movies??) Men in Tights also has to be on the list, along with... ::deep breath:: The Mighty DucksES, The Back to the FutureS, The Breakfast Club, 3 Ninjas!!!!!!! Good Will Hunting, Rounders, Cocktail, The Goonies, Rudy, The Phantom Tollbooth, Garden State, Love Actually, Blow, Meet the Parents, JFK, Never Been Kissed, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Remember the Titans, A Bronx Tale, Fight Club, Sleepers, Road Trip, Dazed and Confused, Cruel Intentions, 10 Things, The Faculty, Can't Hardly Wait..... and the movie introduced to me by Miss Farsetta (i think) in 8th grade english..... The Outsiders!

BAM

Batman Returns

Definitely one of my all time favorite movies. But whenever I get this question I always do a double take, because I can never remember movies I absolutely loved. Later, when I'm thinking about this more deeply, I'll think of what I consider my favorite movie and say to myself "Damn, I wish I'd thought of that before while I was typing!". But I dunno, I never can decide what is my all time favorite movie. I can only guess at a few that I've enjoyed and are contenders, qualifiers, and other subsidieries, so here we go. I love the Kill Bill series, and although Quentin Tarintino has a very creepy voice/disposition, he made some mighty fun cinematic fun. I also really enjoyed a movie with Robin Williams called What Dreams May Come. Anyone else see that? Very good story. Oh, and of course I love Indiana Jones, especially The Temple of Doom. Harrison Ford is mad good at life (Think Han Solo). I like the Star Wars series, but I don't think they are on top of my list. Oh, and my favorite animated movie is definitely Toy Story. Oh man, what a great movie. Makes you want to hug a friend, or a tree, or something. So, I'd have to say those are my favorite movies. Now what would happen if they all got into a fight?....

We Open in Venice

Or this Thursday. Sorry we're lazy bastards, or at least I am. I promise a new topic, as long as the people suggest one. So sauce it up.

THE GAME

I think this is soooo funny, so I hope you guys do too. If not, sorry.

OK! So this is how the game works. You replace w/e chore you said with "sex" so.... My first one would be "I hate sex because my back hurts afterwards and I always get sweaty and gross!"
However, if your action also contains a preposition ie) with Vincent's.. "I hate wiping AFTER....." - you replace the part before the preposition with "Sex" and you keep what's after it. Adam's can also be made to be very funny, but it doesnt fit the exact rules. I hope you post the funnier one, adam.
(if you dont know what a preposition is, ask Vincent)

I hope you guys get some good laughs

"I hate sex because my back hurts afterwards and I always get sweaty and gross!"
and
"I hate sex because I don't know what belongs to whom and I don't know where anything goes"

I hate cleaning my mom's car because the inside is covered in disgusting cigarette ashes.

Chores

Chores aren't much fun, but if I had to decide, I think I'd go with this. I hate putting the sheets back on my bed because whenever they get washed its the middle of the night and I'm tired and I have to put them back on before I can sleep. Was that too long? I can't wait to see the point of this game...

TOPIC

ok, not really. but it IS a game (and better than the lyric one that everyone played) - We played this at Orientation over the summer. Here's what you do: Everyone that's a member states their least favorite chore and why, in THIS MANNER: "I hate mopping the kitchen floor because my back hurts afterwards and I always get sweaty and gross."
Another example: "I hate cleaning up my niece and nephew's toyroom because I never know what belongs to whom or where anything goes."
(bold and italics not needed; i just used them cuz you guys gotta say it in that format)

After all the members post (what, like all 4 of us? lol) and everyone else comments with theirs on anyone's post, I'll tell you guys how the game goes. I promise it's really funny. Ready, GO!

:-D